Friday, 30 March 2012

Missing Pamela

This is the story of Pamela Green,
Who's known to me as as the poetry Queen.

From Cambridge she graduated, achieving a first...
in 'weekend socialising', joint with unsated academic thirst.

To the state she became a 'servant', a most unsuitable term,
"Be a sweetie and pass my bag", said she, with not a hint of a squirm.

Pamela was a great collector of numerous things,
Postcards, books, shoes and anything that rings.


Erno's Alexander Flemming building provided wonderful sights,
Of pigeon eggs hatching, though might they also carry mites?


What's the difference between GP fund holding and the IRA?
The IRA are said to have sympathisers.   - Old DHSS joke from yesteryear

To Ilkley Pam travelled, as the department relocates,
To a house full of stairs at Ashburn Place.

'Twas on the day of her arrival, for those who take notice,
That Betty's the tea shop started a home delivery service.


Pamela lived ten years longer than was predicted her fate
But sadly slowed to a halt with that ridiculous gait!

Pamela we miss you-  Andrew Starr

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