Monday, 22 December 2014

Masseur for Monsieur



Masseur for Monsieur?”  An unusual enquiry in our grim northern clubhouse.  The gaffer, recently lucky on the horses, has brought in a ‘top’ rather gullible American striker, complete with personal preener.  We’re all in on it now, pretending we are some high powered Italian outfit, with what I call our new azure ‘lie’ kit.  Things came to a head when in the post match interview in disgust I remarked, “a win? ‘tis stale”  going further by describing the match, “a dower (but nothing) disgrace”.  

But I've changed my tune.  Next week we are up against our great rivals.  The gaffer asked my views on playing our superhero up front and I found myself saying “Orwell, that end? Swell!”

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