The impact of pets on parents....and a few other distractions
Friday, 14 February 2020
Alligator
'Hush! here's
Wegg!' said Venus. 'Get behind the young alligator in the corner, Mr Boffin,
and judge him for yourself. I won't light a candle till he's gone; there'll only
be the glow of the fire; Wegg's well acquainted with the alligator, and he
won't take particular notice of him. Draw your legs in, Mr Boffin, at present I
see a pair of shoes at the end of his tail. Get your head well behind his smile,
Mr Boffin, and you'll lie comfortable there; you'll find plenty of room behind
his smile. He's a little dusty, but he's very like you in tone. Are you right, sir?'
Mr Boffin had but whispered an affirmative response, when Wegg came
stumping in. 'Partner,' said that gentleman in a sprightly manner, 'how's
yourself?'
'Tolerable,' returned Mr Venus. 'Not much to boast of.'
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