That just about raps it up

Obscene

She’s always been the queen of clean,

All surfaces, - pristine,

Squeaky clean, like polystyrene,

Seems kind’a mean,

Could say, obscene,

That she's now in quarantine,  

with Covid 19

A Glass of Mexican Beer

It don’t take no abacus,

Easier to catch than couscous

No need to get yourself, raucous,

Raise a beer to Coronavirus.

Splendid Isolation

This ain’t no fabrication,

No K.G.B. machination,

Stuffing up our commercialisation,

Wash your hands, do your oblation,

Channel frustration, defeat causation,

A Nation in splendid isolation.