Prologue
My brother
Peter and I came to live in Tehran because my father was working as a civil engineer
for a company called Binnies. Dad was helping to design a desalination plant to
be built on the Persian Gulf at Shahbahar. We arrived in Iran in January 1975
travelling from Hong Kong. Frances our
sister was born on 5th April 1975.
We left Iran in April 1977 and moved to London. Mum looked after us but also found time to do
some English teaching for three Vietnamese children who lived in the ground
floor flat. She found Tehran far more
frustrating than the rest of us because then, and I guess things haven’t
changed that much, you had to be a man if you want to get anything done. However we did seem to get a lot done, and
travelled round the city with ‘Thunder Taxis’.
We did wonder whether they were thinking of 'Lightning' rather than 'Thunder', but thunder was fine. My
parents were indebted to their friendship with the Arpees. Janet Arpee was my mum’s midwife when Frances
was born. Steve was our priest. Jonney, their eldest son was our baby sitter,
and Dave was a constant source of ‘bad influence’. He was really kind to us boys, cooking us
American pancakes and showing us how to dive into their pool swallowing a
floating mulberry in the process.
Another important friend was Tong Ng, a Chinese engineer from Hong
Kong. We visited the Tehran Chinese restaurant
together and he taught us how to make, and play table top football with bits of
card.
Certainly the
return to England was a sharp jolt. I wasn't used to being ‘picked on’ and must have been a bit of an oddity with my
American accent and lack of football knowledge.
I was disappointed that my classmates in England knew so little about
other countries, and indeed, seemed to have very little interest.
Thinking
back, I feel that the enriching experience of the time we spent in Iran far
outweighed any of the negativity I experienced upon our return to England. We were also able to have a different
perspective on a wonderful nation that was to suffer so much in the years to
come after the revolution.
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| Roofscape of Tehran with Damavand in the background |
Iran From Four Feet
Slipping
hooves sent a small rock fall spinning down into the ravine. Gripping tightly to our saddles we watched
Peter, with not a glimmer of fear, dig his heals into ‘Pegasus’ and urge him on 'faster, faster'. My Aunt dismounted at
the bottom looking deathly pale, her eyes were wild and frantic, not dissimilar
to those of the mules themselves. My
brother had the look of someone unconvinced that he had had complete value for
the ride. However we all agreed it had
been an unforgettable experience.
During the
spring of 1975 Aunt Lis visited Tehran to support the family at the time of my
sister’s birth. She had an adventurous
spirit, which matched the aspirations of her young nephews. The Tehran bus system offered a reasonably predicable
mode of transport given that our Farsi was limited to daily shopping. We recorded the number of the bus, got on and
travelled to the end of the line. That
day we travelled north through the steep rise of the city streets. The effect of spring’s evolving changes
unwound along the avenues of plane trees as we climbed through the city’s
boulevards. The bus terminated at the
foot of the great mountain range which defines the northern backdrop to
Tehran. There to our joy was a chair
lift. As most of the snow had melted we
found that it had closed for repairs.
However within seconds a man appeared offering to take us to the head of
the valley by mule. Our intrepid aunt
agreed and from there we started our tightrope traverse of Niagara.
Lis received
many tributes and accolades from us boys.
We shared her understanding that for the young, there is a basic need to
put life through its paces, much the same I would imagine as a person receiving
their first new sports car. Her letters
were always multifaceted and written in code.
For example the code for Farsi was a person gazing through binoculars.
We had had
previous adventures with Lis. She
visited us when we lived in Hong Kong and took us on an adventure to the island
of Chung Chou. Lis told us a serialised story
about a boy called James. Chung Chou had
a pirate’s cave and we set out to find it.
Mercifully the island is not large, and after a walk of about a mile we
found a cave in the cliffs over-looking the South China Sea. Both Peter and I went into the cave to
explore. I certainly expected to find
some sort of treasure, though perhaps only a remnant. There was nothing to be seen although I did
detect the distinctly familiar odour of ‘public connivance’.
Lis also
took us to a magical fair. I remember we
had a meal in a cafe that was complete guesswork on her part. It seemed quite edible though I remember she
whisked us off when it started to get dark.
Much later we were told that the fun fair doubled a brothel by night.
‘James’
transferred locations when we did and continued to do amazing things in Iran as
he had done in Hong Kong. Years later
when James had grown up, Lis married him and he became our Uncle.
Our first
residence in Iran was the Iran Hotel. It
was actually an unassuming place as I remember, with very few guests. Peter and
I had our first view of ice from our first floor window. We spent some time gazing at the glazed
surface of a garden pond, before resuming or fight. The Iran Hotel provided us with much unintended
entertainment. We enjoyed watching the dining
room being papered with bright red and green paper embossed with golden
zigzags. Sadly a number of rolls were
put up the wrong way round adding to the crazed effect. If I return one day to Iran I hope to stay in
the hostel to once again experience that nightmare of dissonance. Perhaps also I could return to our old room
to look behind the radiator and discover whether I am able to fish out the
thunderbird space pod I dropped down the back and spent much time straining and
stretching to reach. Childish memories have
a wonderful ability to be rekindled by sounds and smells. A sound from the Iran Hotel that has come
back to me at various times is the ‘plong, plong’ of the saloon doors by the
staircase up t the bedrooms. This sound
is appreciated in the Jack Tattie film ‘Monsieur Elou’s Holiday’.
Our school
was the best ever, ‘The Henry Martyn International Christian School’. The teaching was largely in English. Sadly Farsi was only taught to the Iranian
Children. Every morning we had an
assembly in the corridor of the school around the Head’s office. I remember the Head at one assembly confessing
that the ‘English’ children would complain about this next song because we have
to sing ‘sheeps’ to make it rhyme. That
was a sure invitation to get the English children involved in a minor semantic
protect.
It is a
truism to say that in most countries any attempt to eat restaurant creations
from one’s own native cuisine in ‘asking for it’ With English fare not standing high in the
national cuisine ratings, the Iran Hotel’s attempts at reproducing a sandwich were
a predictable disaster. Our packed lunch
for school tended to be a plastic bag full of white crumbs, after the slices
had disintegrated, with the filling floating to the top. In the beginning everything came with carrot
jam and gherkins. I am now a keen
gherkin eater but then the fillings only filled the bin.
When we
first joined The Henry Martyn School, Peter and I were aged six and seven. The older children felt like teenagers,
although they were about ten. Most of
the children were Americans families working with the Iranian military. There were a number of Filipinos and a
mixture of Europeans. My teachers were American, Australian and Indian, and all
were immensely creative. My first
teacher was called Mr Priddy and he was also the Head. He was famous for beating both Peter and me
for misbehaving in class. Peter was beaten for being mean to another
child. The stick snapped across his
bottom, which somehow reduced the pain and humiliation. I was beaten for throwing a paper aeroplane
across the classroom when Mr Priddy was just re-entering the room. It is perhaps sad that these memories seem to
have dwarfed memories relating to his creative and adventurous qualities, but that
is the nature of violent acts.
Mr Priddy
got our class to produce a book called the ‘How to Make it Book’. We each described how to make something with
illustrations. I think I described how to make a paper aeroplane, with painful
consequences. The only other
contribution I remember clearly was how to make a clay pot. This was by rolling out a long sausage of
clay and winding it round like a coiled snake.
It was presented to us by ‘Ruth’, a lovely American girl who was
probably the first to stir emotions, though not on the same scale as those
produced by the cane.
Mr Priddy
organised the school trip to a mountain nature reserve to the north of Tehran.
We stayed in two large tents. I was
reasonably concerned that the other children might notice that Peter and I were
sleeping in blankets folded into sleeping bags joined with nappy pins from
Frances. I carefully chose the blankets
were the safety pin heads were not plastic animal heads. The dreaded discovery never occurred. The school was amazing for the lack of
bullying and teasing while we were there.
I remember being told that the plants we were camping on didn’t mind
being trampled on and indeed when we left, our activities would result in new
growth as the ground would be churned up as though fertilised by a herd of
animals. I don’t remember going to the toilet
at all and my mother noted that e washed without unwrapping the soap she sent
us with. As a camp we all went trekking. In the searing heat we saw snakes, a black
bear, an Ibis and two scorpions. These
we greeted with fear and aggression. One
was butchered by eight flailing camping knives.
It’s a wonder that no one lost a finger.
The other was dispatched by getting it to sting itself on its back by
tickling it with a twig.
A host of
transit vans collected us children from every suburb of Tehran. Behaviour on our bus was not good, and on a
number of occasions the driver had to stop and implore us to stay in our seats. There was a tradition on the buses was to
sing American ‘anti-school- songs, which I guess didn’t help maintain the
peace. It was on the back seat of one of
those buses that Peter and I got our first close up look at a vagina. This was of course a reciprocal arrangement. The driver must have been puzzled by the
sudden period of hush during the drive.
Our first
flat was on Thirteen Street near to the military mosque. The call to prayer has always seemed a normal
occurrence to me. The flat’s main
feature was its spectacular view over the Mountains including Damavad, a
volcano of classic proportions. The
landlord lived in the flat beneath us.
My parents felt that every time they paid the rent be went and bought a
new carpet. His flat certainly was ‘wall
to wall’. In the summer we could see the
families of Tehran taking refuge from the heat by sleeping in big beds on their
flat roofs. If the wind was in the wrong
direction, most people knew that the stifling heat indoors was better than
being covered in oily smuts from the refinery on the edge of the city. In the winter the snow fall was so heavy that
there was a risk that these same roofs might collapse. Young men patrolled the streets with snow
shovels offering to clear snow off the roofs.
This process involved launching great wheelbarrow loads of snow down on
to the streets below with muffled thuds, warning passers-by to be wary.
During the
Islamic festival of Eid, Ibrahim’s willingness to sacrifice Ishmael to the Lord
is remembered. In eastern countries where
bureaucracy fills a different realm, people are allowed to ritually slaughter sheep
in remembrance of this vindication of faith.
Thirteenth Street not only provided us with superb views over the
mountains, it also enabled Peter and me much to our mothers displeasure, were
able to observe our neighbours string up a ram slit its throat and let the
blood flow. It actually flowed into
their empty swimming pool. We imagined
the whole pool would eventually fill with blood, but i didn’t. The carcass was skinned and we missed out on
subsequent events. Our landlord was
Armenian. The Shah of Iran allowed many Armenians
to settle in Iran after Turkish massacres and Soviet domination of Armenia. They invited us to join them at a church
festival where we feasted on stuffed vine leaves.
My parents
became concerned for the safety not only of the internal fabric of the flat,
but also for their newly acquired daughter Frances, so we moved to a downstairs
flat with a swimming pool and garden.
Peter and I were keen roller-skaters and the old flat with its marble
floor, made an ideal rink. We found that
Frances too enjoyed skating. We pulled
her behind us in her bouncy chair at great speed.
I remember the
day Frances was born. Lis came to
collect us from school. We were in the
sun filled entrance hall to the school.
We both knew that she would be a girl.
I wanted her to be called Ruth (for some reason), but Mum and Dad wanted
Frances, after the hymn writer Frances Ridley Havergill. So she became Frances Ruth. We later called her 'Wizzy', and 'Wonker', after
Rol Dhal’s Charlie and Chocolate factory.
The second
flat was luxurious. The owners lived in the basement and forwent the use of
their swimming pool. I think I can remember
Dad encouraging them to use it but perhaps their reluctance was to do with the
fact that it was filled by snow melt from the mountains and even in the heat of
summer retained an icy edge.
It was in
this flat that we learnt about the power of incentives for good behaviour. Jonney Arpee was our baby sitter. He was said to always need us to be
absolutely quiet to enable him to study in the evenings. We found this hard to believe as whenever we
came out of our rooms he would do number games with us. We had to think of a number between one and
ten. He would then tell us to divide it,
add this, take this away etc. Then he
would tell us the number we had left. I
have often mused over the sum that might be employed to create this convergence. Many years later we met in England when
Jonney had been invited over from America to sort out jumbled mobile phone frequencies
in the M4 corridor. I wondered whether he
was doing his same old number tricks in reverse. Anyway, and I am sure he would have done just
as well if we had disturbed him, we were strictly forbidden to disturb
him. We determined that in order to win
our reward, we would not leave our rooms, not even to go to the loo. Peter resolved to keep a handy plastic bag,
fill it, and throw it out of the window into the Landlord drive.
Iran is a
wonderful place to be a child. Not only
do shopkeepers serve children in their shops first, there is a general communal
responsibility for the care of children.
Naturally Peter and I felt it quite unfair that while we were sent to
the local chops every day to buy bread and cheese, our parents slumbered in
bed. Often we had to wait in the bakery
for the loaves to be baked. The standard
loaf in Tehran was the Babari. This is
similar to a long wide slightly leavened baguette. It is delicious when hot and is stale, like baguette,
by the end of the day. Often not much of
it reached home for breakfast.
The Henry
Martyn School sat on top of a basement church hall. The school yard was always a great place to
be. Invariably anyone who wanted to
could join in a game of kick-ball. This
was rounders with a football, and a foot rather than a bat. In the winter we set up ice slides. At the
Zoroastrian New Year Norruze, staff set up traditional fire jumping ceremony
for us to take part in. Tumbleweed was
collected from the countryside and small fires were set in the manner of ‘leap
frog’. Licensed pyromania is part of
most cultures but I can’t remember having such a ‘hand on’, or rather feet
through, experience anywhere else.
As with most
cities, Tehran was a mixture of ‘mud and stars’. The mud was evident in the winter when
everything looked grey and cold. The
gardens all died and the trees lost their leaves. Only the multitude of sparrows kept the place
alive. Thousands upon thousands of
sparrow filled the plane trees that lined the boulevards. They rose in swarms and their chirping created
a mesmerising cacophony of sound that seemed to fill the world.
We visited
the bazaar a few times. There was only
one thing I wanted and the bazaar was the place to find it. Flags, maps and aeroplane livery have always
been a secret obsession of mine. In
those days it wasn’t so secret and I was able to purchase my own Iranian table
top flag complete with gold braid and a big shiny brass base.
The north of
the city was where wealthy people hung out.
The summers were cooler and many houses had swimming pools. The climate changes rapidly between winter,
spring and summer. Lis came during the
two weeks allotted to spring. We visited
a friend in the north of the city. Lis became
famous for diving into their pool, rapidly surfacing, exiting and exclaiming “the
blood in my veins has frozen, turned sideways, and stabbed me”. Even in the height of the summer when the
paving slabs in the garden burnt our feet, our pool was freezing, but this of
course didn’t stop us boys living in it.
The
mountains in the north of Iran have some of the most dramatic geology it is
possible to imagine. Great vertical roller
coasters of strata fall dramatically through dry scree slopes into lakes
below. The ridge of less eroded strata
stand out like the backbone of some enormous dinosaur. When we used to go up to the mountains for a
picnic, Peter and I had great fun surfing down the scree on sheets of
slate. Our driver, Ali, was kind and
good fun to be with. He used to show us where to find thistles with edible
roots. When the root was pealed it
tasted like artichoke heart, which shouldn’t have been much of a surprise. Once Ali took us on up through the valley
over the top and down to the Caspian Sea.
As we went over the top the world changed. On the Tehran side the mountains were dry and
bare. On the Caspian side they became so
verdant that long creepers hung down over the road. The Caspian was like any sea I guess. I regret messing around with Peter’s
facemask. I took it from him in the
sea. Then threw it back to him. We searched for a while but without the
facemask we hadn’t a hope of finding it.
My poor brother had to be the forgiving type or we would have come to
serious blows.
On one memorable
occasion we went for a walk in the mountains with a friend called John Forrest. The walk followed a long irrigation canal
lined by willow trees through an otherwise dry valley. At the head of the valley was a stunning and refreshing
waterfall. Seated near to the cool spray from the waterfall were about forty
students. As we drew closer we realised
that our group was the source of some amusement to them. One of the students was waving a stick in the
manner of a baton and conducting a song of ridicule in our direction. John was the first to surmise the meaning in
this merriment. He was wearing a smart
white pair of shorts he had bought recently in a Tehran supermarket. He realised that wearing them, as he was, in their
uncovered state could be likened to strolling across the Yorkshire Moors in ‘y’
fronts.
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| Famous Bridge in Isfahan |
We went to
Isfahan twice during our time in Iran.
The first time we went was with Lis.
We flew in a little Air Iran jet.
Isfahan is a beautiful city but naturally the things we liked best were unusual,
like being ushered by a mosque attendant up a flight of stairs on to the roof
from where we had an impressive view over the famous royal square surrounded by
two mosques, a place and the bazaar.
What more could a Shah need? We
also went up the ‘shaking minarets’ which really swayed. On the way back to Tehran I had to put up
with sitting next to a very smelly mullah.
The second
visit was with a church party. This visit also included a trip to a rural
village made of mud brick flat roofed buildings. Each roof had a great stone roller to
hand. Every year the roofs are replenished
with mud and rolled flat. The family of
the home we visited wisely took the money and kept out of the way. We saw how they all slept on a carpet in one
room around a paraffin burner. Seeing
this house rekindled a distant memory of visiting our bearer’s house in
Pakistan which had a courtyard, donkey and two rooms at the back. I must have been about three but the memory
is still vivid.
The villages
in the dry central region of Iran are supplied by water from the
mountains. Catching the water before it
disappears has always been a challenge in near desert landscapes. In Iran the qanat is an amazing feet of
engineering. Water is taken underground
by tunnel to the villages. The progress
of the qanat is clearly visible as vertical shafts punctuate its length. From the air this gives the impression of a
long line of bomb craters trailing off into the distance. Qanat engineers must be fearless.
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| Qanats crossing the desert |
The other
structures of not in the rural areas were the enormous round dovecotes, again
made of mud brick. The interior is
mucked out every year to provide fertiliser for the fields.
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| Pigeon Tower |
Peter and I
had to find lots of ingenious ways of occupying ourselves during the church
trip. We were not keen churchgoers at
the time. I remember we discovered that
the large thorny leaves of a succulent plant in the hotel garden readily
adapted into sabres and could inflict real injuries.
We also
travelled to the Southern city of Shiraz.
This is a city famous for poetry and Persepolis. Our parents were dismayed that Peter and I
weren’t interested in Listening to the cassette guide to the historic palace
sacked in error by Alexander after a night of revelry and high spirits. We preferred to race round the site at break
neck speed though we did slow down when a desert rat came out of its hole in
one of Xerces burial chambers.
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| Pesepolis |
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| Pesepolis |
Persepolis
was ok but for us kids there was hardly anything there. None of the buildings had roofs and the most
you could make out that it actually had been a building was a few window frames
and some extraordinary high pillars. One
of the capitals was in particularly good condition. Most had been severely damaged when they had fallen
on that fateful night of fire.
Ironically the capital that was in the best condition was one which the
craftsmen had spoilt. Instead of
dragging it away, or chipping it to bits, they had buried it on the spot. The mythical beasts carved on the capital are
now the logo of Iran Air.
Mr Jenner
was my second teacher at school. He was
a creative Australian. Every day he
would produce us a new worksheet which he produced on an old bander
printer. We spent some time just
sniffing the alcohol that is came dripping with. Our class that year could easily be split
into Americans and Europeans for quiz specials.
I remember asking my mother why the American children always seemed to
need to brag about their country. Mum
explained that America was a new country that needed to attempt to create a
cohesive culture to bind its disparate population together. The way they did this was to make out that
they were the best at everything.
Subsequently boasting from my class mates was easier to cope with given
this context.
I remember being
astonished to see Mrs Hilton, a large American teacher, openly cry in the
playground after Carter beat Ford in the US presidential election.
The transatlantic
quizzes Mr Jenner conducted were tense affairs. I remember being able to answer
two crucial questions at a critical face saving stage. The first was ‘what is the smallest city in
England?’ I flippantly retorted ‘London’,
knowing this would be wrong. ‘Correct’,
of course the city of London is the famous ‘square mile’. The second gave Europe an unfair advantage as
Mr Jenner asked what the capital city of Scotland was. I said Glasgow, and was given the mark, when
it is actually Edinburgh. Perhaps I
should have stuck with London, but that’s controversial.
Another novel
classroom activity that we were introduced to was a mock trial. I was the classes first criminal. My crime was a real one having been caught pushing
in to the lunch queue. I remember the indignity
of having my character and conduct discussed openly in the class, especially in
front of Josey and Vi. Needless to say the
jury found me guilty and my sentence was to be made to run around the
playground two times. Mercifully the whole class decided to join in with the
punishment.
My final
year at Henry Martyn was with Mrs Das and Mrs Timms. Mrs Das got us to do a project on our national
countries and present them to the class.
I did mine on Hong Kong being a little confused about my origins at the
time. Mrs Das did her own presentation
on India. She brought a spare sari in
for a volunteer to wear. No one would
try it on so I did. Mrs Timms got us to
give Valentine cards to all of the opposite sex in the class. I made two special ones for Josey and
Vi. I even put kisses on their chairs so
that they would sit on them. To my
horror I found I got special cards back, but not from Josey or Vi. Two other girls were interested in me. I was definitely not interested in them. At home in my bedroom I had made a special ‘I
love Vi’ sign by my bed, attached to the wall with a red ribbon. It was fortunate for the poor girl that we
didn’t travel to school on the same minibus.
The
End
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First thing you see when you arrive at the airport. at the top is a room with a bit of moon rock given by USA to Iran.
Not sure if it is still there. |
