The Great Sayings of My Mother

• The only mistake is one from which nothing is learnt.
• The ability to postpone the gratification of desire is a sign of maturity.
• It's a very fiable fact. Look it up!
• Deaf in one ear, and cannot hear with the other.
• Eyes have they, and see not.
• Only boring people get bored!
• May you be forgiven!
• Never let me hear you say that again!