In the year two thousand Concord crashed,
With it, belief in modernity was dashed.
With the advent of digital radio, there is now no signal in my kitchen.
I listen via the internet. The BBC makes me log in every time.
Five minutes later I have missed the headlines.
My smart meter stopped working. I have only just realised this after 4 years of estimated bills.
Meter readers only visit people who can not read a meter for themselves so our new energy company asked me to take a film of my attempt to read the meter and send it to them.
Our washing machine makes a terrible noise when the cycle ends. It demands that we come and empty it. There is no way of deactivating this noise, so the machine, a self indulgent child, wins every time.
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